Daru ki vajah se Barbad Sharabi ne Kasam li aur Ghar se Daru ki khali bottles fekne laga....

Daru ki vajah se Barbad Sharabi ne Kasam li aur Ghar se Daru ki khali bottles fekne laga....
1st bottle fekte bola :- Teri Vajah se Meri Naukri gayi....
2nd fekte bola :- Teri Vajah se Mera Ghar bika ...
3rd fekte bola:- Teri Vajah se Meri Biwi ?? Chali Gayi ...
4th wali bottle uthaai to woh bhari hui nikli? ... toh bola :- Tu Side me hoja Pagli, Tu to bekasur hai. ..??????